I got a poppy seed bagel from Barry’s Bagels. There are 24 poppy seeds on it.
I got a poppy seed bagel from Barry’s Bagels. There are 24 poppy seeds on it.
by BearFluffy
30 Comments
cherlampeter
That bagel looks dry and underbaked at the same time
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
This reboot SUCKS. 😑
triple7freak1
Got my upvote for the counting of the seeds
Living_Dynasty
As someone who used to bake bagels for a living, I’d be ashamed to serve that.
It looks like they potentially use frozen bagel dough, didn’t prep enough, and tried to force proof it without properly thawing and then called it poppyseed because some happened to hit it at some point in the process.
infneon
You’ve got 23 extra seeds if you only asked for a single seed.
Prestigious-Note-750
They want you to pass the drug test
BigJeffe20
now wheres the cream cheese and jelly
rubberbucket167
This is hilarious
ConstantSond
thats a sad looking bagel
RavishingRedRN
I’ve baked homemade bagels that looked better than that.
zip-a-dee_doo-dah
Lol 12
Hey at least you don’t have to worry about the poppy seeds setting off of false positive if you need to take a drug test recently.
1000_pizzaslices
That is the most buttcrack hole in a bagel I’ve ever seen
Full-Tomorrow9889
Op is a vampire
Available-Hat1640
i seen a fleshlight quite similar to this
tandkramstub
That is 23 more poppy seeds than what it takes to technically qualify. I fail to see the issue.
someawfulbitch
I thought the bagel I had for lunch was sad, but you win my friend
I’m sorry to present to you, the #1 most shitty bagel award 🥇
NecessaryAlert5197
This is actually an oversized cervix.
Bladerade
Cry moar, opium addict.
Spiderfuzz
Your problem is you ordered the poppy seed bagel. Not the poppy seeds bagel.
Brynosauce
Is that including or excluding the 2 poppy seeds you dropped on the desk?
Leather-Scarcity1810
Oh I can just TELL how shitty that bagel is
I’m sorry OP
Antique_Knowledge902
That’s a bingo!
HeavyGoose8183
Looks way underbaked.
nohumanape
As someone who has worked/managed in the service industry, it is massive pet peeve of mine when something gets sent out that is very obviously not at the intended quality standard.
Unless this is their intended standard for a poppy seed bagel, this one should have been spotted and removed from service. Unless this is a one person operation, from making the bagel itself, stocking the bagels, making the bagel sandwich, and then serving the bagel, there are so many points of failure in terms of entire service chain.
So I’d chalk this up simply to poor management.
Historical-Ad-3874
Bagel skipped pap smear and seed department.
Coffee_Morning
Too dry and it doesnt look fancy sorry OP
RevoRadish
Ate a poppy seed bagel once before going on TV. Wish I’d gotten this one that time
30 Comments
That bagel looks dry and underbaked at the same time
This reboot SUCKS. 😑
Got my upvote for the counting of the seeds
As someone who used to bake bagels for a living, I’d be ashamed to serve that.
It looks like they potentially use frozen bagel dough, didn’t prep enough, and tried to force proof it without properly thawing and then called it poppyseed because some happened to hit it at some point in the process.
You’ve got 23 extra seeds if you only asked for a single seed.
They want you to pass the drug test
now wheres the cream cheese and jelly
This is hilarious
thats a sad looking bagel
I’ve baked homemade bagels that looked better than that.
Lol 12
Hey at least you don’t have to worry about the poppy seeds setting off of false positive if you need to take a drug test recently.
That is the most buttcrack hole in a bagel I’ve ever seen
Op is a vampire
i seen a fleshlight quite similar to this
That is 23 more poppy seeds than what it takes to technically qualify. I fail to see the issue.
I thought the bagel I had for lunch was sad, but you win my friend
I’m sorry to present to you, the #1 most shitty bagel award 🥇
This is actually an oversized cervix.
Cry moar, opium addict.
Your problem is you ordered the poppy seed bagel. Not the poppy seeds bagel.
Is that including or excluding the 2 poppy seeds you dropped on the desk?
Oh I can just TELL how shitty that bagel is
I’m sorry OP
That’s a bingo!
Looks way underbaked.
As someone who has worked/managed in the service industry, it is massive pet peeve of mine when something gets sent out that is very obviously not at the intended quality standard.
Unless this is their intended standard for a poppy seed bagel, this one should have been spotted and removed from service. Unless this is a one person operation, from making the bagel itself, stocking the bagels, making the bagel sandwich, and then serving the bagel, there are so many points of failure in terms of entire service chain.
So I’d chalk this up simply to poor management.
Bagel skipped pap smear and seed department.
Too dry and it doesnt look fancy sorry OP
Ate a poppy seed bagel once before going on TV. Wish I’d gotten this one that time
yet you still saw it and ordered…
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